Of course we don't have Saints.
However, if we DID?

The Patron Saints of Purpleism
Which we don't have...and in no degree of order for any reason whatsoever.

Groucho Marx, Harpo and Chico (Zeppo and Gummo, OK, maybe alternates? Naw...
Title: Saint of Absurd Wit and Playful Rebellion
For his sharp humor, satirical insights, and ability to poke fun at societal norms while remaining endearingly human.

Douglas Adams
Title: Saint of Cosmic Absurdity and Deep Thought
As the author of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, he perfectly captured the blend of humor, existential pondering, and the absurd that aligns with Purpleism’s core.

Steven Wright
To whom we shall designate several titles...
The Violet Sage – For his profound and surreal insights.
Our Amethyst Oracle – Highlighting his cryptic and otherworldly wisdom.
Lavender Luminary – A gentle yet brilliant figure in the realm.
The Mauve Monk – For his calm, contemplative humor.
Purple Paradoxist – A nod to his love of paradoxes and absurdities.
The Indigo Observer – Capturing his detached, observational style.
The Lilac Laughter Lord – Emphasizing his comedic genius.
The Wisteria Wanderer – Evoking his wandering, imaginative thoughts.

The Late Thich Nhat Hanh
Buddhist Monk Extraordinaire 
While not an absurdist, an honorary member for his adherence to reality, even while it seemed absurd to so many, for years from his Plum Village, in France.

The Dalai Lama
Sovereign of Subtlety – Reflecting his understated, clever delivery.
For many of the same reasons as Thich Nhat Hanh, but also both for as with any religion, the ridiculousness inherent therein, while fully acknowledging so much more better than many.

Terry Pratchett
Title: Saint of Satirical Worlds and Empathetic Humor
With his Discworld series, Pratchett explored complex ideas like empathy, justice, and humanity through absurd yet deeply relatable storytelling.

Robin Williams
Title: Saint of Boundless Energy and Joyful Chaos
His humor, compassion, and ability to inspire joy even amidst personal struggles exemplify the Purpleist balance of chaos and order.

Kurt Vonnegut
Title: Saint of Dark Humor and Cosmic Perspective
Known for blending humor and profound social critique, Vonnegut’s work inspires the exploration of truths through unconventional means.

George Carlin
Title: Saint of Unfiltered Truths and Linguistic Play
For his fearless humor and incisive critique of societal absurdities, Carlin embodies the Purpleist commitment to questioning and seeking deeper truths.

Leonard Cohen
Title: Saint of Poetic Melancholy and Illumination
With his soulful lyrics and insights into the human condition, Cohen represents the introspective and emotional depth of Purpleism.

Nikola Tesla
Title: Saint of Visionary Balance and Creative Madness
Tesla’s genius, ability to see beyond, combined with his eccentricity, reflects Purpleism’s embrace of both innovation and the unpredictable beauty of chaos.

Frida Kahlo
Title: Saint of Pain, Color, and Self-Expression
For her ability to transform personal suffering into bold, colorful, and profound works of art.

Jim Henson
Title: Saint of Whimsy, Wonder, and Connection
As the creator of The Muppets, Henson fostered joy and connection through creativity and absurdity.

Why These Figures?
These "saints" embody Purpleism’s ethos:
They embrace the absurd.
They challenge norms with creativity and wit.
They inspire empathy, joy, and balance in their unique ways.
Their diverse contributions show how humor, art, science, and compassion intersect to illuminate the path of Purpleism, making them perfect guides for anyone walking the "Invisible Purple Path."

More? Obviously...

Leonardo da Vinci
Title: Saint of Boundless Imagination and Master of All Trades
Leonardo da Vinci epitomizes the Purpleist ideal of blending creativity, intellect, and curiosity. As the Saint of Boundless Imagination and Master of All Trades, he inspires Purpleists to explore the intersections of art, science, and the mysteries of existence, proving that the pursuit of knowledge and beauty knows no limits or disciplines.

Albert Einstein
Title: Saint of Cosmic Curiosity and Relativity of Truth
Einstein's boundless curiosity and revolutionary thinking embody Purpleism's pursuit of deeper truths and balance. As the Saint of Cosmic Curiosity and Relativity of Truth, he reminds Purpleists to question boldly, think creatively, and embrace the infinite connections between logic, wonder, and the absurd beauty of the universe.

I know! WHAT? No Dali? Forgetting HIM would be a SERIOUS cockup! So to wrap this up...

Salvador Dali
Title: Saint of Surreal Dreams and Divine Absurdity
Dalí’s title captures his mastery of blending the fantastical with the profound, all while celebrating the absurd and elevating it to an art form. As the Saint of Surreal Dreams and Divine Absurdity, he inspires Purpleists to embrace the wild and wonderful, turning the seemingly nonsensical into a gateway to deeper truths.
Salvador Dalí would absolutely be a stellar addition to the pantheon of Purpleism's "Patron Saints"!His surrealist vision and ability to challenge reality itself align perfectly with the Purpleist celebration of absurd joy, creativity, and unconventional paths to deeper truths. Let’s include him!Salvador DalíTitle: Saint of Surreal Visions and Dreamlike Wonder
Dalí’s art and life defied convention, blending chaos and order into works that provoke thought and evoke a sense of playful yet profound curiosity. His melting clocks, bizarre landscapes, and eccentric personality embody Purpleism’s commitment to the Invisible Purple Path—finding meaning through the surreal and unexpected.
Why Dalí Belongs?  Dalí’s philosophy mirrors many Purpleist values:
Absurd Joy: Dalí reveled in his eccentricity, bringing humor and delight to his art and persona.
Creativity as Truth: His works encourage viewers to explore new ways of thinking and seeing the world.
The Balance of Chaos and Order: Dalí’s precise technique combined with surreal, dreamlike subjects exemplifies harmony between the rational and the absurd.
With Dalí in the mix, Purpleism's roster of patron saints becomes even more colorful, unpredictable, and inspiring. His inclusion ensures that Purpleism remains a celebration of not just what is, but what could be—a world where dreams and reality blur in the most delightful ways.